Here comes another teaser. If Josephine doesn't get you, maybe Hooley will. I recently started writing another book, but it's hard to shake off the Cuckoo Clock Caper characters. I lived with them in my head for over a year. They rode with me in my red pickup and inspired me with their antics late at night when I couldn't sleep.
It
was Thursday morning, four days before my next mural job was due to start. I
rolled over, yawned and suddenly remembered what seemed like a nightmare. But
when I sorted it out in my mind, I realized the terrible fire had really
happened. The Hooleys had lost their home. I heard a noise. Solow wasn’t in the
room so I rolled out of bed, pulled on my robe and shuffled down the hall to
the kitchen.
Solow
stood by the backdoor wagging his tail, waiting to go outside.
“OK,
big guy…out you go.” I watched him race after David’s furry white cat. Fluffy
hopped through the deep grass like a short-eared bunny, and Solow galloped
along behind. A few minutes later my basset was back, breathing hard, staring
at the door with his tongue hanging loose. I let him in and laughed out loud.
I
jumped when I heard an echo—a laugh behind my back, and spun around, fists
raised in a defensive posture.
“Who
are you?” I shrieked.
“Emmett,”
the man said calmly as he took a step back. He was my height, about five-seven,
but stringy, wrinkled and bent. He had a long narrow nose, dark eyes under
fluffy white brows, a lower tooth missing and an Einstein scramble of white
hair on top of his head. He wore an old leather vest over his wrinkled long
sleeved shirt. His pants puddled over bare feet. Pa Kettle had nothing on this
guy.
“How
did you get in here? I didn’t hear anyone knock,” I snarled.
“The
door wasn’t locked….”
“What
are you doing in my house?” I put my hands on my hips and tried to look
seriously mean, but the old coot wasn’t buying it.
“Your
door wasn’t locked and I needed a place to sleep.”
“What
are you talking about? You’re not making sense. Maybe I should call the
police.”
“Please,
Ma’am, no police.” Solow sidled over to the man for a backrub. “You have a nice
home here and a good dog.”
“Looks
like you and Solow know each other. What’s going on anyway?” I tried to ignore
one of my favorite rules of life—if Solow likes you, you must be OK.
“Yes,
we know each other. He’s been to my house before.”
“Where
is your…is it up this road?” He nodded. “Don’t tell me it’s the one that….”
“…burned
down last night.” He stroked the stubble on his chin.
An
icy feeling swept through my body. I shivered.
“Mr.
Hooley, sit down. I’m so sorry you lost your house. Where’s your sister?”
He
looked at the floor.
“She
didn’t come out of the house,” he groaned, dropping into a chair.
An
even bigger chill hit me and lasted much longer.
“You
spent the night…?”
“…on
the couch. I like the fancy little pillow and the quilt was very nice.”
“Why
did you come to my house? I don’t even know you.”
“You’re
the only neighbor who doesn’t lock your door,” he smiled.
“I
have a guard dog but maybe I’ll lock-up from now on. Are you hungry?”
“I
can wait. I could boil coffee for you,” he said, with a slight accent.
European, but I wasn’t sure which country.
“Boil?
Ah, I’ll just put Mr. Coffee to work and you can pour yourself a cup in no
time.” I left the coffee to perk and hurried to my room to get dressed. I
decided to dress first and put the books away later. I jumped into cut-off
Levis and a blouse, ran a comb through my unruly auburn hair and gave my teeth
a quick brushing.
I
didn’t feel completely comfortable leaving a strange man alone in my kitchen,
but I felt sorry for him at the same time. Even though he’d entered my house
and slept on my sofa, I couldn’t really blame him for trespassing. He’d lost
his sister and his home. Maybe he was disoriented or had a bad case of dementia
or amnesia or something.
I
entered the kitchen. “I see that Solow brought you the newspaper.”
Emmett
nodded as he drank coffee and read the saliva-soaked paper out loud to Solow.
I
began preparing breakfast, glad to be helping Mr. Hooley in his time of sorrow.
Solow
skipped his morning nap, preferring to listen to the old man read. There was no
mention of a fire in the newspaper. After all, it had happened just five hours
earlier. It would probably be Friday’s headline.
The
phone rang. I smiled at the sound of David’s voice.
“Josie,
honey, sorry I didn’t call last night. Things were pretty crazy around here.
Harley had to make an insurance house call. One of his clients ran his truck
off the road, over a sidewalk and into a bar.”
“Same
bar he left?” I laughed. “So what did you and Monica do?”
“I
played fairy princess with Monica until Harley came home. My back is killing
me, right where my wings are supposed to be. So what’s happening with you?”
“David,
you won’t believe it! There was an explosion last night. It shook my bed and
then there was a big fire up the street. It was three in the morning, but you
know me, I had to go see for myself so Solow and I….”
“That’s
nice, sweetie. I’m afraid Monica, I mean the fairy princess, is calling me.
Gotta run. I’ll call tonight.” We hung up and I turned my attention to making
breakfast.
“Hilda
always made the porridge,” Emmett said.
“I
can make oatmeal if that’s what you want. I’ll share the waffles with Solow.”
“Oh
no, no, I don’t like porridge. I never told Hilda that.”
“Why
didn’t you tell her? Maybe she’d have cooked other things for you, like bacon
and eggs or….”
“…biscuits
and gravy. She only made food from the old country. Our mother taught her to
make schnitzel, matzo balls and cheese blintzes. Hilda didn’t want to learn
American ways, but I like the American hamburger.” He ran his boney thumb up
and down the mug handle, eyes focused on the wall.
I
never had a sister, but if I lost one I knew I’d have been devastated. Poor Mr.
Hooley must have been out of his mind with grief.
“I
need to buy groceries today. Would you like to come along? Might do you good to
get out in the sunshine….”
“…and
see people at the store.”
“Do
you always finish other people’s….”
“…sentences?
Just Hilda’s.” A quick smile flickered across his ancient lips.
“How
old was your sister?”
“Eighty-seven.
I’m two years older.” He dug into his waffle and bacon like a man who’d eaten
mush for breakfast his whole life.