Do Bassets daydream? Solow does. Even though he has a great sleuthing reputation in real life, he does daydream as he bench-presses a couple over-weight fluffy-cats. This is how he sees it:
Brazen basset
bandit wearing doggles kidnaps a kid.
Being an
only-pup, young Solow dreamed of having his own kid. Someone to romp over hill
and dale with him, someone to play go-fetch and someone to roll in smelly
rotting…..
One day
he found the perfect kid, wagged his tail and followed her into a car. Solow put
his head out the window to show off his doggles. The kid was not impressed and
actually laughed at his doggles, so at the first stop sign he leaped out the
window and trotted home. He decided that fluffy-cats were more fun than having a
kid of his own.
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