When pigs fly and horses play hide-and-seek … I will organize my stuff, finish my book, give up chocolate and donate blood. Would pigs and horses make such a deal? Do I really want to organize, write, give up nature’s yummiest food and donate my blood?
Solow rethinking his resolution for 2013
1- It’s been cold this winter and I don’t do “stuff” when it’s cold.
2- I have a disease called phyco-writersblock-phobia (fear of writing).
3- I consider Chocolate to be a top-of-the-pyramid food group (the happy group).
4- Would my blood be good enough to donate after giving up chocolate?
What I’m looking for is an easier New Years resolution. One I can keep.Typical resolutions for 2013 are:
Josephine gave up speeding.
Solow gave up Fluffy chases.
David gave up cooking.
Mom gave up the Leola-gossip-grapevine.
Dad gave up bowling.
Aunt Clara gave up junk food.
Kyle gave up tattoos.
No wonder I can’t finish my book!